• 继母!加油!我们找到了我们的缪斯女神:乌龟和海鞘

  • ew!我以为我疯了!我作为继母的生活非常疯狂。令人震惊的是,有时我以为我功能失调。今天,我的生活改变了。

    与往常一样,我发现自然一直为我提供答案。我了解了两个重要事实:

    1.海龟从臀部呼出

    2.海鞘吞噬他们的大脑*我爱他们!

    为什么如此相关?现在,我知道乌龟会从它们的臀部呼出,’做出我的决定会很不好。当您完全不知道要做什么时,您会知道那些育儿或继父母的时刻。我一直在寻找答案。现在,我意识到这是明智之举。

    Turns out that dragonfly nymphs and sea cucumbers also find their oxygen through their butts.  Per the website, The Straight Dope,  (http://bit.ly/o9SB8V), “Many species have a pair of sacs (bursae) opening off the cloaca (combined digestive and urogenital chamber).”  I have no idea what that means.  All I care about is that the butt is a viable alternative to the brain.  I think I have been a trendsetter.

    继母经常不得不三思而后行

    乌龟喘不过气来

    I must have been a sea squirt in another lifetime.  There have been times, as a working mom, stepmom and wife that I wanted to eat my brain.  Actually, I felt as if I had eaten my brain.  Now, I know that I am not alone.  If you check out Goodheart’s Extreme Science site (http://bit.ly/rqSngv), the sea squirt “eats its own brain,” such as it is. But since the sea squirt no longer needs its brain to help it swim around or to see, this isn’t a great loss to the creature.”  I was ahead of my time.

    作为成功的继母,我给您提供了两个重要的教训:

    1.如有疑问,请问您的屁股该怎么办。

    2.要求孩子们打扫房间或洗碗一百万次后,请随意吃东西。

    离婚再婚步骤女儿步骤儿子孩子

    海鞘吃掉他们的大脑!